I would love to love you lover.

Weekend Trips

2005-06-22T02:34:05Z

1. VEGAS: There were two free suites for a birthday boy. I got high for the first time ever! Whilst vomitting (because I was also drunkydrunk), Pamela says "Don't worry! I've been in a coma before" in attempts to comfort me. Next day we eat at a buffet and lay around all day, reveling in our under 21-ness. That night, we employ the theme of BELLIGERENCE and wander the streets of vegas where we drank from strangers' boozecups, snuck into a bar to see two guys playing Heya on the piano, almost got in fistfights with some ungentlemanly motherfuckers, and saw a lowrider convention with a baby in the backseat of one of the hydraulicky vehicles! Wound up in a karaoke bar and met Mr. Rhode Island.

2. BAJA: Got drunk off of coronas on the bus and listened to The Beatles because that's all Juan (not two or three haha his joke), the best busdriver ever had for party music. Get to puerto nuevo and get some cheapy junk. Met Donny Jeffcoat of the Wild & Crazy kids fame. Got grossed out by the foam party and the sleazyness. DRAMA DRAMA DRAMA

3. San Luis Obispo: HO'N & SLO'N is the theme for our trip to visit our dear Cobo. I learned how to play quarters (I'm terrible so i was pretty plastered). The days were all about fantastic food and scenic places. The next night was Tour de Franzia, where we took turns drinking a bag of wine until it was done and so were we. Ireland might come to visit.

4. San Diego: PARTY ANIMALS at the Wild Animal Park and Extraordinary Desserts.

NEXT IS ENGLAND, MORE OF EUROPE, AND NEW YORK. See you in August.

P.S. I've realized I have only a handfull of trueblue friends and that I should work even harder than ever so I can relocate to a fresher place with new prospects of friends and lovers. Just a thought.

Second Annual Anniversary Present

2005-02-08T08:29:44Z

It's a ring with moveable parts so they can kiss and play footsies/head-butt and kick.

This will be our year, took a long time to come.

2005-01-12T06:16:51Z

+: I found $32 bucks!

-: Someone ran into my car!

Why the mixed messages, Miss Karma?

P.S.

LOOK MOM! NO HANGOVER!

2004-11-22T22:49:23Z

We Got Rolled by the PoPo!!!

2004-11-11T20:16:26Z

I almost got a misdemeanor and my license taken away. The coppers barked at Jenny to "STOP CRYING!!!" (obviously, he's never had a girlfriend before). After a lovely jaunt to the dean, the sanctions are a banning from the pub for a year and a fervent "I better not see you in my office again"... all this for a (tasty) half of glass of cidercider.
P.S. My mom's car got stolen (and found) for the SECOND time in the last few months.

What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas

2004-11-01T06:36:13Z

While campaigning for KERRY, I missed the following meet-and-greeters at the Democratic Headquarters; Bill Clinton & Edward Norton... sigh, SO close to doing the positions on the card below with Mr. Hotty McHot Norton! Our underaged asses got kicked out of hotels and we saw We Will Rock You because the gaytastic Elton John was too much $$$. The stripper trading cards were vigorously collected with love for Daniel.

We hope they treat you well. Hope you don't work too hard. We hope you get to be happy sometimes.

2004-10-02T05:48:25Z

I am probably driving my uncle crazy [by the way, my uncle moved back in with us...he lived with us when i was younger and I remember him having a lizard] because I am in one of those listen-to-the-same-song-over-and-over moods.

These are the classes I am taking and reviews thus far [I'll use movie review words like "uproarious" so as to keep your attention jk.]

Quantum Mechanics: Firstly, WHAT AM I? A PHYSICS MAJOR?... [the answer is no, i am a philosophy/cognitive science double major.] Despite the illegible formulas that are supposedly review, this class is very exciting. So far it is culmuninating and I WANT to read my book to find out the satiating answers... WHY ELECTRONS!? WHY!? WHY MUST YOU DEFY NEWTONIAN MECHANICS!?
[this quest i know will be anticlimactic...nobody knows and that is why it is so troubling or whatever.]

Creative Learning Child: The premise- play with kids and learn how they learn... we'll see. I had my interview and got accepted for it.

Experimental Psychology: I know this class kills people... I am going to die and if i am going down, I am taking every single one of you fuckers down with me. So far, my professor is very jewish and labs have not started.

Metaphysics: He calls us metaphysicians haha! I have not been on time to this class yet.

Sociology of Violence: I LOVE VIOLENCE! I LOVE MY TEACHER!

PLEASE, wish me luck on my 25 unit voyage to my own death.

ASSKINS DIET- MORE COCK LESS CARBS

2004-08-27T09:26:09Z

http://profiles.myspace.com/users/361021

IN THE SUMMERTIME...

2004-08-17T06:57:44Z

YOU CAN'T ALWAYS GET WANT YOU WANT, YOU CAN'T ALWAYS GET WHAT YOU WANT...

2004-05-26T08:41:38Z

but if you try sometimes, you just might find, you get what you NEED

question: Don't you ever feel like somehow mysteriously getting a fugue/amnesia and escaping for a cathartic, although subconsciously so, new life!?

answer: yes, right now please. [But you can't cower away from your life & unreachable ambitions.]

revised answer: nevermind, set more obtainable goals and don't sweat the rest [yet]!

he doesn't like the beach but i like him anyway! and PLEASE remind me to stop trying to break up with this one!

PHOTOSHOOT A LA ALBERT

2004-05-20T07:13:56Z

hi_larious-

ODE TO BEST FRIEND PART 1

2004-05-12T05:36:10Z

KATY- THE "MOST SMARTEST". BEAUTIFUL. MY FUTURE BRIDESMAID! BEST FRIEND FOREVER AND EVER! I LOVE YOU, I LOVE YOU, I LOVE YOU!

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 all good children go to heaven...

2004-05-07T02:13:55Z

Don't stand so... Don't stand so... Don't stand so close to me!

2004-04-10T09:58:47Z

Today i wore this yellowy-plaid dress... really sometimes i can't tell if things are REALLY cute for a 19 year old or if things are cute for a 5 year-old! At any rate, i wore it today because it was clean and it was windy and i was like HELLLPPP because everyone got a free show... SEND ME MONEY IF YOU CAUGHT A GLIMPSE OF MY UNDERWEAR! I felt like such a child because my hair was dirty but i was all prancy-prancy in a spring dress anyways. AT ANY RATE, with my jailbaitesque look, I could do the LOLITA thing.

My moral responsibility professor is really wicked hawwt with his stubbly face. ANDD, EVERYONE'S LOVE OF THEIR LIFE is teaching in Stanford right now (Dr. Adam Bristol!)
P.S. ANI IS BETTER THAN THE POST OFFICE!

SAN FRANCISCO: home-made porn, drugs, & getting THE Hiv

2004-04-06T06:06:12Z

OKAY so San Francisco is only like that when you hang out with Tyler Lee. Daniel and I were working the floor SO hard that I jumped on him & we fell over & broke everything. At least a lot of guys hit on him! HMMM UCI is boring compared to Frisco State... Everyone is either asian orrr asian.

CONVERSATION BETWEEN MY MOM & DAD:
mom: SEE?? Look at her!!! HER husband opens the car door for her! WHY DON'T YOU DO THAT FOR ME!?
dad: i would but...REMEMBER? You can't open the car from that door... so i can't!
mom: well what about the OTHER car! you never open the door for me in the other car!
dad: ...yes. i did the other week!
mom: that wasn't me! that must have been your other wife!
[MY DAD GOT SERVED]

almond joy: a male camel-toe, formed when a dude's jewels are squeezed into tight jeans. AKA DANIEL

2004-04-01T22:19:21Z

VERSUS

SAN FRANCISCO. SAN FRANCISCO. SAN FRANCISCO. SAN FRANCISCO. SAN FRANCISCO. SAN FRANCISCO. SAN FRANCISCO. SAN FRANCISCO. SAN FRANCISCO. SAN FRANCISCO. SAN FRANCISCO. SAN FRANCISCO. SAN FRANCISCO. SAN FRANCISCO. SAN FRANCISCO. SAN FRANCISCO. SAN FRANCISCO. SAN FRANCISCO. SAN FRANCISCO. SAN FRANCISCO. SAN FRANCISCO. SAN FRANCISCO. SAN FRANCISCO. SAN FRANCISCO. SAN FRANCISCO. SAN FRANCISCO. SAN FRANCISCO. SAN FRANCISCO. SAN FRANCISCO. SAN FRANCISCO. SAN FRANCISCO. SAN FRANCISCO. SAN FRANCISCO.

OH MY DARLING, OH MY DARLING, OH MY DARLING CLEMENTINE

2004-03-30T21:41:42Z

Spring break is SO boring!! Daniel and I went to KERNVILLE & played with wildcats and chased down butterflies... I am painting and waiting to eat lunch with albertface. Katy & Lisa are the prettiest girls and they are going to break your heart! I am going to get FIRED because i keep calling in SICKIE.
BORED BORED BORED

OLIVE JUICE!

2004-02-20T08:20:30Z

THIS WAS DANIEL'S VALENTINE-TIME [he should frame it!]

Despite the day starting off with me waking up looking more asian [puffy eyed/slanty] than usual, it ended with an adventure-adventure by myself. I decided to just drive and drive until i approached a TJ& MAX AND MORE (which is like buried treasure except even MORE of it)! PURCHASES: swimsuit + stilettos [aka the perfect outfit] Then I ran into ERIC at noise noise noise and we got records... PURCHASES: donovan- mellow yellow, the beatles- abbey road, bowie- changes. Speaking of swimsuits, I got SPORTS ILLUSTRATED: swimsuit 40th anniversary in the mail for some reason unbeknownst to me [HOORAY! IT'S SO SEXY-LADY-COME-RIDE-WITH-US]

i've thrown up every color of the rainbow

2004-01-09T21:17:05Z

i am really really really really really really really really sick. the kind of sick where you forget what it feels like to be healthy. throwing up is the worst feeling. i call my parents and daniel crying all the time to tell them that i'm going to die, cause that's what it feels like. daniel braved the possibility of getting dying disease and brought me cough drops and school supplies...
I MISSED THE FIRST DAY OF WINTER QUARTER..

FINALS FINALE

2003-12-12T01:21:39Z

Today i am so ADULT-LIKE. I wrote checks for our bills and Hannah & Marcus helped me grocery shop so i stop eating kettle popcorn for dinner. This endearing old man said he liked my cat whiskers that i drew in my face with eyeliner [on a whim]... He told us that his home is owned by his SPOILED orange tabby named Alexander the Great!

FINALS FINALLY: history of psychology [tues.], logic [tues.], 3 philosophy of psychology essays [thurs.], AIDS [thurs.] & Statistics [fri. aka tomorrow]

IN MY EMPTY HOUSE I [my parents are in vietnam spending time with my dying grandparents until the 30th]:
1. dance in my underwear to loud-loud music
2. cake on tacky makeup/dollop pomade to mold my hair into side pony tails and grin at the mirror
3. tumble on my parent's bed like a gymnast/leap like a ballerina!
4. go peepee time with the door open [that's nothing to be proud of]

MERRIER THAN SANTA CLAUS HOLDING BABY JESUS.

19th BIRTHDAY ON ICE!

2003-11-24T01:20:49Z

THANK YOU! [everyone who showed up to my birthday party]: david, josh & jenn, josh & nikki, james, jason, evan, tim, russell, evan b., larry, heather + boyfriend + one, kyle, blood, ani, moranne, cortney, oscar, jennifer & brynipoo, cindee, kristyn, daniel, lisa, kate, cassie, denise, ryan, albert, rachel, eric & jill, hannah, grace, celine, jason, marcus, colin, quang, & cubi

HIGHLIGHTS: katy & lisa's decorations (including the clever usage of the BRIDAL SHOWER streamers), "HELLO I'M _____" nametags, our rendition of disney on ice to "a whole new world", falling because evan b. tried to literally "PUSH my potential", licking the plexi-glass forreal even though i was jk-ing, being on THE WINNERS taboo team, getting the same exact watch from both ani & my dad, cindee bringing a million games, FOOD, dj turntable dance parties in my room, josh (& his snake belt) falling in love with daniel, etc.
THANKS AGAIN

BETTER RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN AWAY...

2003-10-20T04:03:57Z

SOMETIME ago.. Daniel and I went to the GETTY MUSEUM and had a picnic with things we [HE] packed for us; PB&Js (i don't think you're ready for this jelly!), grapes, bagel w/cream cheese, strawberries w/powdered sugar, cheesey poofs, granola bars, peach, orange soda, etc.

I drew a picture in the art room of some flower display they had and the art lady asked if I took art lessons (clearly I am naturally awesome!)

KILLBILLKILLBILLKILLBILL... I kicked Daniel right after the movie (the media DOES CONTRIBUTE to violence!)
I got up at 4 AM! for the LOST & FOUND DISNEYLAND style sale and couldn't score any gucci glasses like my thug friend but i bought three cameras and a present for TYLER (i miss you)!
Yesterday Lisa & I played SPOONS with some high school pals & then we got ADD so we left and got a STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE ICE CREAM SUNDAE!

I AM SO STRESSED OUT BECAUSE OF MIDTERMS slash ESSAYS AND I HONESTLY NEED A HAIRCUT (I SWEAR I HAVN'T HAD ONE IN SO LONG.. NOT SINCE DENISE TRIMMED IT MONTHS/YEARS AGO!) PLEASE HAIRCUTTERS HELP ME OUT! (ahem cassie!)

I AM DEVASTATED..

2003-09-19T16:38:41Z

CACOON DIED YESTERDAY.
I WILL NEVER BE OVER IT.

DANCER IN THE DARK [WORST MOVIE EVER]

2003-09-11T22:10:24Z

Daniel threatened to turn off the movie several times because I was devastated & probably because I kept wiping my tears/snot on his t-shirt.. It's okay though... in reality she's like "OH HEY I'M BJORK & I'M REALLY CUTE & I LOOK TEN" (at least that's what I kept telling myself during most of that movie..)

PS err I NEVER CRY DURING MOVIES

TEAR YOUR ASS UP

2003-09-07T07:55:32Z