1. VEGAS: There were two free suites for a birthday boy. I got high for the first time ever! Whilst vomitting (because I was also drunkydrunk), Pamela says "Don't worry! I've been in a coma before" in attempts to comfort me. Next day we eat at a buffet and lay around all day, reveling in our under 21-ness. That night, we employ the theme of BELLIGERENCE and wander the streets of vegas where we drank from strangers' boozecups, snuck into a bar to see two guys playing Heya on the piano, almost got in fistfights with some ungentlemanly motherfuckers, and saw a lowrider convention with a baby in the backseat of one of the hydraulicky vehicles! Wound up in a karaoke bar and met Mr. Rhode Island.

2. BAJA: Got drunk off of coronas on the bus and listened to The Beatles because that's all Juan (not two or three haha his joke), the best busdriver ever had for party music. Get to puerto nuevo and get some cheapy junk. Met Donny Jeffcoat of the Wild & Crazy kids fame. Got grossed out by the foam party and the sleazyness. DRAMA DRAMA DRAMA

3. San Luis Obispo: HO'N & SLO'N is the theme for our trip to visit our dear Cobo. I learned how to play quarters (I'm terrible so i was pretty plastered). The days were all about fantastic food and scenic places. The next night was Tour de Franzia, where we took turns drinking a bag of wine until it was done and so were we. Ireland might come to visit.

NEXT IS ENGLAND, MORE OF EUROPE, AND NEW YORK. See you in August.

P.S. I've realized I have only a handfull of trueblue friends and that I should work even harder than ever so I can relocate to a fresher place with new prospects of friends and lovers. Just a thought.